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Ok, I got it

*(For authentic narrator sound, place a can over your mouth!)

This is the story of...

THE EVIL POGLE!!!

The pogles were happy people, going about their everyday lives withinn the woods where nobody could see, they were ordinary people who spoke a strange dialect of Jibberish+Yorkshire(ise)

Their only trouble was their size, You cant get alot done when your 1/8th normal size.

To those who could see them they seemed a happy peoples, singing and dancing and spouting some nonsence about bread,butter and honey and how theres nothing better than that, In retrospect, Lobster would have been 20 times the size of our small friends.

They liked to harvest, Espically Apples, As a small apple is roughly the size of togs head these little things would keep the little blighters going for days

One day Tog and Pippin had a little fun while throwing rocks at the local witch, She raced after them but luckily they lost her half way through the forest.

UnKnown to them the witch had put a curse on the Pogle family

Tog and Pippin eventually found their way home, there their mother was waiting for them, She made them prepare dinner and set the table up outside, where funnily enough...It never rained.

Shortly before Mr Pogle (Amos) came home they told their mother (Wife) what they had seen in the woods.
Amos was taking a very high level of flower and then kissing the Mira Hindly Clanger

They set down to eat dinner.

Afterwards wife asked the chrildren to go inside and tidy their room, While the kids went upstairs to their room Wife lead Amos away towards the flower

Wife slapped Amos hard in the cheek which sent him flying, He lifted his head with a samll air of arrogance in order to stem the slow of blood that was begining to leak from his nose.

Once the bleeding had stopped he turned away from Wife and became angry.

During their arguement Wife told Amos what she had been told and by who, This just made Amos even madder and soon set off in a rage to find his chrildren

Amos looked high and low for them and inlisted the help of Hedgepig the small animal who had dyslexia and couldnt spell his name.

Amos and hedgepig soon found the chrildren in the wood not far from the house playing with a silver sugar spoon he used as a catapult to fire things at the witches house with while she was away looking for wort remover and nose spray for her eternal cold due to her enourmous nose.

Amos chased them all around the wood and eventually he cornered them in the hollow fo an old tree that had been hit by lightening some 20 years previous.

*(NOT SHOWN IS AMOS BEATING THE CHRILDREN, THIS SCENE PROVES TO BE TOO DISTURBING AND HAS THEREFORE BEEN LEFTOUT OF THIS STORY)

The same night wife decided to leave Amos, He offered to help them pack and move their belongings part of the way to her sisters house just on the other side of the woods.

All through the night Amos remembered how wonderful a life him and wife has had together, how they were always there for eachother and now it would just be her alone.

He looked out to his beloved flower once more and gave a strong sniff of the air

It may have been the Halucenagenic flower that made him have visions of his creator...GOD
But then again it may have been real.

In the vision GOD told him that he knew what has to be done, And som The following day he did what he had decided to do.

While carrying their things to Wifes sisters he pulled out his spade that he kept in his back pocket (For safe keeping, Our Amos wasnt an idiot!)

He promptly bashed his family on the head several times with his galvenised spade that shone a silvery red as it rose and sunk from the air to the ground.

Piczo